Ok, so those of you who frequent Dunkin’ Donuts can understand this. Why when you go through the drive-thru and say (verbatim), “yes, a toasted English Muffin, toasted with butter on it”, you get a half toasted English muffin with packets of butter on the side? Of couse, it wasn’t until after my half hour commute I realized this when I opened the bag to find a cold Englsih muffin with a plastic knife and butter packets. Apparently, you have to say, “yes, a toasted English Muffin, with butter ON IT” and really emphasize the “ON IT”. Amazing. I knew this happened with bagels and cream cheese, didn’t know it also happened with English muffins.